ok so i have to just write about this because i can't believe that it has really happened. let me get you up to speed with the stars of this blog....my aunt, her brother and soon to be ex wife, her other brother and sister. Her brother and soon to be ex wife (we will call him loco and her mohanna) have been together for some 20+ years and now have decided that it just isn't going to work anymore. they also have a 20+y.o. daughter who goes to college in nc.
ok so the week before last my aunts brother, smartie, received a phone call from mohanna that loco was very depressed and they needed to come down and see him. so my aunt (we will call her loria), smartie and her sister (we will call her fina) got in the car and went down to charlotte to see loco. well when they got there, loco wasn't depressed he was wondering what the heck has happened. see loco, who is in his 50's, has a girlfriend, who is in her 40's and apparently SHE IS PREGNANT!!!! yep that is right - the man who isn't even divorced yet has gotten his girlfriend prego! WTF!!!! who knew that he still had some guys swimming around, because lord only knows the last time they were released! haha - sorry i just couldn't resist! and the best part is - they are keeping the baby! so they are apparently really happy about the baby - um ok whatever.
wait it gets better - so they spend the weekend down there IN SHOCK! and on the way back i guess mohanna calls them upset because they didn't stop by to see her! REALLY, ok now i know that she has always been a lil self centered but for once could you please just set aside your feelings for someone else??? i mean i love her and all but come on!
my mom called me tonight to tell me all of this, so i hope that i got the story straight??!! seriously though, when she told me i honestly had to get off the phone because i couldn't believe it. i couldn't believe that loco and his girlfriend are having a baby. i can't believe that his soon to be ex wife was the one to call smartie. this is just all too strange.
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yes, it's all correct.
Omigod! This is blogging at its best. I honestly read the entire thing with my mouth open and now I'm going to call the H-man in here so I can read it to him. Well done and I love the pseudonyms - especially Smartie. I had no problem following each character.
well i took lessons from you daily! i had to protect my subjects you know!
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